{"title":"toas","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"military-toaster","title":"Military Toaster","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMilitary Toaster — A Real 2-Slice Toaster That Toasts Like a General\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Military Toaster is a fully functional novelty kitchen appliance that toasts two slices of bread, styled to look like iconic military vehicles. It is a decorative small kitchen appliance and gift item — \u003cstrong\u003eit is not a weapon, replica firearm, or functional military equipment of any kind.\u003c\/strong\u003e It has no moving weapons, fires nothing, and contains no projectiles, ammunition, or dangerous components. It is simply a bread toaster with a fun collectible design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eChoose from six vehicle-inspired designs — Battle Tank, Stealth Fighter Jet, Battleship, Military Jeep (Humvee-style), and AH-64 Apache Helicopter — each with two stainless-steel toasting slots built discreetly into the top and a standard push-down lever on the side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it does\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToasts two standard slices of bread at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable browning control from light to golden to dark\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePush-down lever and automatic pop-up, just like a normal toaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemovable crumb tray for easy cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable steel-and-composite body with a stainless-steel slot interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy people love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the perfect novelty gift for veterans, active service members, military history buffs, dads, and anyone who wants their breakfast with a little personality. It looks like a display piece on the counter but works as an everyday toaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eType: Novelty 2-slice electric bread toaster (kitchen small appliance)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCategory: Toasters \u0026amp; Grills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse: Toasting bread, bagels, and similar baked goods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: Steel \/ ABS body, stainless-steel toasting slots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower: Standard household electric (120V, US plug)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Wipe exterior with a dry cloth; empty the removable crumb tray; do not submerge in water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is a decorative kitchen toaster intended for household food preparation only. The military-vehicle styling is purely cosmetic. It is not a toy, not a weapon, and not a functioning vehicle, and it should be used by adults as a normal kitchen appliance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawtrait","offers":[{"title":"Tank","offer_id":55861215822129,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stealth Fighter","offer_id":55861215854897,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Battleship","offer_id":55861215887665,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Jeep","offer_id":55861215920433,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"AH-64 Apache","offer_id":55861215953201,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/7743\/3393\/files\/hf_20260818_043836_50717f9a-02d0-428b-9d09-1a55271355b6.png?v=1787376457"}],"url":"https:\/\/combatcrumbs.com\/collections\/toas.oembed","provider":"CombatCrumbs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}